Hepatotoxicity

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"When a psychologist or psychiatrist testifies during a defendant’s competency hearing, the psychologist or psychiatrist shall wear a cone-shaped hat that is not less than two feet tall. The surface of the hat shall be imprinted with stars and lightning bolts…"

From a legislative amendment introduced (and passed! but then removed) by New Mexico state senator Duncan Scott. Read more here. (via wnycradiolab)

(Source: overlawyered.com, via wnycradiolab)

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automotivated:

Aston Martin One-77 (by haiwepa)

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fuckyeahprettygirlsrockkk:

PGR

(via egorevolt)

*123

Screw it. I’m going to south beach.

(Source: topdrawerwhores, via dominicansnatch)

Operation summer boo might don’t make it

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kiyokolee:

murdershewrites:

brojimbo:

omg.

Lmfaoooooo

check the facial expressions though. i can’t, i can’t.

PTSD Cows

(Source: damnthatswhack)

I just watched Catwoman for the first time. What a terrible decision u_u

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darkaugustchild:

itisfuckingknown:

bitchnobodyaskedyou:

tsarcasm:

dumbfuckery:

peeing on my roommate’s clean laundry

and wiping with it

that’s for eating my ramen

that is so

beyond unnecessary

this is the type of shit i would stab a bitch in the face for

why would you do that? do you want to physically fight your roommate? are you two enemies?

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Put ‘unf’ in my ask if you find me attractive.

thewearhaus:

And then let’s kith

(Source: hypocriteofwords)

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