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thesuckupninja:

I feel like Fabo.

polygonal-lasso:

I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.

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timmynook:

irl im very shy and timid. im like a small animal. approach me calmly with a snack

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greenchestnuts:

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

the best part is that it uses frankenstein correctly

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For those going on internet blind dates (or just traveling somewhere alone)

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earthwindandherpes:

Kitestring is a simple webapp that checks up on you and sends a text message to your emergency contacts if you don’t respond by a designated time.

Enter your ETA and Kitestring will send you a text message to reply to. You can extend your check in time via SMS or check in early. If you don’t respond to Kitestring’s text message, your emergency contact(s) will get your customizable alert message. [x]

Important

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titytwochainz:

ya girl suck u up while u playin call of duty u think she the best girl in the world really her side nigga tol her distract u cause he on the other team

#staywoke

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cerissagrande:

Yeetles

Y’all are too much.

musiclovesweed:

cerissagrande:

Yeetles

Y’all are too much.